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i'm chloe, i'm australian and i say a lot of dumb things
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still waiting for MCR5
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andrewsadrian:

i just saw an ad that was probably supposed to say accident lawyers but it said accidental lawyers and i can’t sotp laughing “just got my law degree aw man this wasn’t what i meant to do how am i gonna get out of this one”

trugazi:

can’t wait to own dogs with u

onbrokenwingswefall:

onbrokenwingswefall:

All I want is cuddles and neck kisses.

please

jamehcook:

grapes with seeds can go to hell

I DIDN’T KNOW GRAPES COULD EVEN HAVE SEEDS GODDAMIT NOW I LIVE IN CONSTANT FEAR

rrevolutionaries:

[puts head in hands] oh god he’s so attractive

ellierose101:

striderkid:

dokidoki-artichokee:

hamburgurl:

1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u

THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.

VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week. 

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  it’s apparently not okay to raise 16,200 seagulls from birth, train them every day in the art of aerial warfare, and then unleash them upon a medium sized township

  • me whenever i see someone playing pokemon irl: (intensely wishes that i wasn't too shy to approach them)

i actually really hate my job tbh I hate everyone there ughh I just wish I could quit

rnedia:

everyone in harry potter treated luna like she was crazy for believing in weird shit like they didn’t go to wizard high school

rrrrosa:

those songs that start in one earbud and flow into the next

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silenthill:

*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

eastereggashby:

Save Rock and Roll - Fall Out Boy

Every Lyric From Every Song